Flat Earths!
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
ABOUT THIS GAME:
Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.
JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.
Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.
STAY WOKE!
As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!?
- 1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster
- Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity
- Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity
- Toggleable 'goodies' to increase things like player speed, opponents' size, and general insanity
- A general thumb in the eye of science and rational thought
Download
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Development log
- Flat Earths Deluxe!Feb 28, 2020
- Ludum Dare 35th sheeples!May 23, 2017
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uhm it doesn't work on mac
Apple has changed their signing policy after we released this game, so you may have to turn off some settings to get it to run :(
what should i turn off
Maybe try these steps: https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT202491
yes game for me
The fine folks at Stumpt gave us a 4 player death-o-gasm playthrough... starts at 15:53...
Randomise User gave us a jolly good playing...
is this have bots?
yes. this bots have.
Want some gameplay video?
Hey, y'all! We fixed the "Winner" screen that wasn't updating after multiple rounds and fixed the character select screen order, so you get the player you picked. Ooopsie. (Another ooopsie, we broke the clock... That's fixed now too.)
If you are reviewing us for the Ludum Dare Jam, just pretend that the end screen is still way messed up.