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Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.


IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.

Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.


As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!?

  • 1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster
  • Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity
  • Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity
  • Toggleable 'goodies' to increase things like player speed, opponents' size, and general insanity
  • A general thumb in the eye of science and rational thought


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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Flat-Earths-Windows.zip 21 MB
Flat-Earths-OSX.zip 25 MB
Flat-Earths-Linux.zip 40 MB

Development log


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yes game for me

The fine folks at Stumpt gave us a 4 player death-o-gasm playthrough... starts at 15:53...

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Randomise User gave us a jolly good playing...

is this have bots?

yes. this bots have.

Want some gameplay video?

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Hey, y'all! We fixed the "Winner" screen that wasn't updating after multiple rounds and fixed the character select screen order, so you get the player you picked. Ooopsie. (Another ooopsie, we broke the clock... That's fixed now too.)

If you are reviewing us for the Ludum Dare Jam, just pretend that the end screen is still way messed up.